Dear Fellow Residents of Wildly Spinning, Climate Impaired, Atrocity Teeming Planet Absurdity,
If as we stand on the precipice of -- thank the God of Your Choice, a TRUMP-LESS spring -- and if you're still mourning the passing of that previous, sorry excuse for a President -- or if you actually believe Biden's just a cardboard cutout and Mr. Pitiful is still the Leader of the Free World -- and Democrats eat babies at the Church Supper -- then TRUST ME, my "friends": this is not the blog for you.
Class is over. You're dismissed! Darth the in-Vader is gone! Mr. Essence-of-Competence ROGERS is in charge now, and he is NOT the weakling those gutless, self-serving ultra-conservatives think he is!
In just 50 joyous, astonishingly productive days, the Biden/Harris team, with the invaluable assistance of the caring, FULLY QUALIFIED appointees inhabiting every nook and cranny of the administration, have accomplished more than spoiled-rotten, silver-spooned Bully-BoyTrump and his grotesque enablers have accomplish-ed in their entire wasted, poisonous, narcissistic, money-grubbing lives.
I'd begun to worry -- quite constantly, really -- that I was destined to kick the proverbial bucket while Trump was still "in charge" of things, spoiling a perfectly good Departure and leaving a VERY BAD TASTE in my frowning, disillusioned, posthumous pie hole.
But NO! It didn't HAPPEN, and I'm beyond elated to announce, this morning, that justice has been done and I expect to check out of this struggling Spherical Nut House with a warm, satisfied smile on my face. Why? Because the Scranton Lone Ranger and his Courageous, magnificently well-qualified California Tontella, have come to the rescue!
Now: I sincerely hope that every one of you -- even those with a very different political mindset from the one I so obviously have -- will seize the moment and take advantage of this wondrous, soul-healing turn of events by bearing down hard on the best and most honorable parts of you and then then showing everyone around you, by the way you conduct yourselves, that you actually CARE for and want the BEST for your fellow humans. Joe and Kamala did it, and SO CAN YOU!
-- Ross Alan Bachelder